Seriously Funny Pick-up Lines (LOL)

Looking for funny pick-up lines to use? A pick-up line is a type of conversation starter. It's used when one person wants to start a dialogue with another person, usually in a romantic way. A pick-up line is usually short, to the point, and helps the person stand out from the non-interested party.

Here is the best list of funny pickup lines...

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Funny pick-up lines for guys

Can I have your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?

Do you want to know my last name? No need, you'll be screaming my first.

Call me a candle, now blow me away.

Is your dad Pablo Escobar? Because I'm addicted to what he made.

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Funny pick-up lines for girls

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best cuddler” title?

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Are we, like, married now?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

If you were eggs, would you be my bacon?

Can I count on you to text me back tonight?

Is Geometry your favorite subject? Because you look handsome from every angle.

If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Hey, are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed later.

Are you a fertilizer? Because my stock grows longer with you around.

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Funny pick-up lines for teens

My friend thinks you’re cute, but I don’t agree with her.

So, what do you do for a living besides being beautiful?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I'm not a taxidermist, but I would stuff your beaver.

Are you a pokemon? Because I want to Pikachu.. tonight.

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.

My GPS isn't working. Can I show you the way to my heart?

Are you a tea? Because you're sweet and hot.

Do you have 11 protons? Because your sodium is fine.

We must be a school. Because I just want an A. With you and I to F.

Are you woodchuck? Because I could see you chewing my timber.

I know 25 letters in the alphabet. The problem is that I don't know U.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

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Best funny pick-up lines

Damn girl, are you a bong? Because I'm trying to hit that.

Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Because I'm digging that.

You weren't there when I went to the fridge for a snack.

Math is easy. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, and hope we don't multiply.

I may never go down in history, but I will go down on you.

Are you a brain tumor? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

If all men are dogs, I'm up for adoption.

Are you the French revolution? Because I'm losing my head over you.

Is this a 5-star restaurant? Because you are looking like a full course meal.

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Funny pick-up lines for dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, OkCupid)

Why do they call it a courtship? Because there is U and I in it.

Are you a mixer? Because I want to see you grind me.

I want to become an astronaut to see the rings around Uranus.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten, I see.

Are you a key? Because you unlocked the door to my heart.

Do you know what would happen if there is no gravity? I'll still be falling for you.

You must be asthma because you take my breath away.

Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

If beauty was a crime, you better call Saul.

Spotify is a scam because I don't see you in today's hottest singles.

Would you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll give it back to you.

You have a wonderful smile; can I taste it?

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Random funny pick-up lines to use

Do you want to see my impression of Godzilla? Rawr!

Hey, I heard you’re good at math. Can you help me figure out what 6.9 is?

Can I be your snowstorm? I'll give you more inches than you were expecting.

Can I buy you a drink and disappoint you all night long?

Are you an archaeologist? Because I know I need a bone inspected.

Your bone structure is giving my bone structure.

Are you Vladimir Putin, because I want to be Putin everything I have into the relationship with you.

Are you a thief? Because you just stole my attention.

Is your bed made of toast? Because I want to make your legs into butter and then spread them.

Are you a TV show? Because I could watch you all day long.

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