Fun Flower Puns (100+ New for 2023)

Looking for funny flower puns? Flowers are the first things that come to mind when you think of gifting on any occasion. Bright colors, sweet fragrances, and the delightful look of fresh blooms are mood-lifting. Roses, daisies, lilies, all flowers look beautiful in bouquets and vases. These flowers can also make someone laugh when you use their names to tweak the meanings of words.

Are you someone who is always looking for something unique and wacky when you are writing a card or trying to break the ice with someone close? Have you ever thought of adding some humor to flowers?

Here are some flower puns that will spice up your communication and make it interesting too. Get ready for a dose of flower-themed fun with flower puns. Use the funny side of flowers to juice up conversations, captions, text messages, and cards.

Best flower puns

Lilac basic self control

One and flo-ral

Today’s latest flowery updates

Seed you soon

Form your scent-ence properly

Beat buds forever

Love you a bunch

Lotus get to the bottom of this

Every dogwood has its day

I want some bud’y to love me

Your grow girl

A peony for your thoughts

Thistle your worries away

I live on the ground flora (floor)

I’ve been all clover the world

He’s got a violet streak

Take it or leaf it

It’s just one of rose things

Kick in the bud

Are you feeling bouquet?

Do you want sun-flowers?

Soul blossoming

Flower’s the word

She is not a friend, just anemone

Don’t put me in an orchid (awkward) position

Iris you luck!

Don't be lily (silly)

For one and floral

Iris you speedy recovery

Happy bud-day

Thistle make you feel better

Get up, don't be daisy!

We are blossom buddies

Let’s hibiscus (discuss) the matter

Iris my life for you

Run aster or you'll miss the train

No make up, jasmin face

Cheer up, and be mallow

Lazy daisy

Keep calm and calla on!

All-purpose flower

Kalmia-p anytime!

We’re on a merrigold-round

Be balm and carry on!

Funny flower puns

OK Bloomer

Bud and breakfast available!

He rose to the occasion

Quit pollen my leg

Read my tulips

Use some common scents

That'sjust ranunculus

Hey bud, how is it growing?

That the flower (power) of love

A baker's favourite flowers are Croissanthemums

My favorite shoes are Crocus

You’re simply iris-istible

Bee-gonia when I back

Rose, rose, rose your boat

Sweet as suc-rose

Hi little bud!

Gladiolus to be your friend

Iris my case

Impatiens never command success

You can poppy anytime

Mum’s the word!

I beg your garden

It’s bud-time

Its a bud omen

We’ve no orchid silences

You bitterroot (better not) have said that

Running a lily bit late

Adults orchids, everyone’s welcome!

Traveling in phlox!

Flower puns for captions

Silent bud deadly

Bloom and grow

OOpsy daisy

I look Dandelion good!

Bloom goes the dynamite

Daisy’d and confused

Busy daisies ahead!

Grab a bloom! Keep it clean

Can't do this anemone

Your help is seeded!

Vodka! Straight from Pollend

No flower cookies!

Garden angles are watching over us

Everything’s gonna bouquet

Go with the flower

Best frosen chicken

Got any New Year’s rose-olutions?

Strict policy - Touch-me-not

Use the carpel (car pool), request a ride!

What’s up buttercup?

Thank the he-rose

Thistle be the best day ever

Mon-daisy to Fri-daisy

Feel at home and get posy!

I have pollen but I will get up

As the daisies go by!

Blossom for the awesome!

Forget aster-day, think of tomorrow

Wildflower child

It ain’t clover yet!

A budding entrepreneur

Last bud not the least

Petal it out

Mothers day flower puns

Mom, I love you lotus

Thanks mom, you never lotus down

Thank you for loving orchid

lMom I love you lotus

I’m proud to be or-chid

Got some plant-tastic ideas

Valentine's day flower puns

If it's a bouquet with you, would you be my Valentine?

Ours is a budding romance

Tulips are better than one

Can't wait to kiss your tulips

You make me daisy

I clover you with all my heart

That’s how I field

I really lilac you

Plant a kiss on me

Please don't leaf me

We make a lot of scents

I am scent-imental about you

Head clover heels in love with you

Not a daisy goes by when I don’t miss you

Love you a lily more each day

Soothe my bleeding heart

All I seed is love

You make me poppy

You are peony one for me

You are jasmine type!

Lotus be together forever

Thank you card flower puns

Thank you for the lotus (letters)

Thanks a bunch

Thanks a trillium

Thank you for loving me with all my phlox

Easter flower puns

Happy Aster!

Iris you a happy Easter

Eat, drink, and be rosemary

Botany plants for Easter?

Be-leaf in the Easter bunny

Bunny kisses aster wishes!

Spring flower puns

Seed between the lines

The season of peas and quiet

That's a bit too mulch

I beg your garden

Trovel and error

Spreading seeds of happiness

Lotus enjoy the season

Sunsets and flower power

The flowery season

Most wonderful thyme of the year

Live life in full bloom

Spring is heather!

Campion (Champion) of all seasons!

Everlasting Daisies of sun and fun

How to tell a funny pun

Here is a simple way to tell a funny pun.

Look for good timing

Timing a pun is what's going to make it great. Are you in a car wash? Think about a pun that has to deal with water. Or on a first date? Try to break the ice and build a connection with a short joke.

Don't take it too seriously

A relaxed and easy going delivery is going to make the pun funny. Some people will enjoy it, while others might not. It's up to them! A good laugh is great medicine.

Memorize a few

Always have a few puns in your back pocket. Look for ideal moments. Remember, timing is everything when it comes to funny jokes!

Don't look to be the center of attention

Telling a funny pun can be a great way for introverted people to come out of their shell and display their personality. Although, it's best to avoid trying to be the center of attention. Avoid telling your pun too loudly. Or trying to interrupt an active conversation just to show off your humor.

Where to use puns

Puns can be a great way to make someone feel good. Use them in the following formats:

On social media captions (Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and TikTok).
On thank-you cards, birthday cards, "get well" cards, Valentine's Day cards, and more.
Randomly, when the moment strikes.

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About the author

Patrick Algrim is a Certified Professional Resume Writer (CPRW), NCDA Certified Career Counselor (CCC), and general career expert. Patrick has completed the NACE Coaching Certification Program (CCP). And has been published as a career expert on Forbes, Glassdoor, American Express, Reader's Digest, LiveCareer, Zety, Yahoo, Recruiter.com, SparkHire, SHRM.org, Process.st, FairyGodBoss, HRCI.org, St. Edwards University, NC State University, IBTimes.com, Thrive Global, TMCnet.com, Work It Daily, Workology, Career Guide, MyPerfectResume, College Career Life, The HR Digest, WorkWise, Career Cast, Elite Staffing, Women in HR, All About Careers, Upstart HR, The Street, Monster, The Ladders, Introvert Whisperer, and many more. Find him on LinkedIn.

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