Fun Tree Puns (85+ Funny and New for 2023)

Think you’ve heard all the tree puns there are to hear? Think again! We’ve collected 60+ funniest, quirkiest, and most amazing tree puns for your enjoyment. So whether you’re a fan of trees or just love a good pun, check out these hilarious jokes. You might just be “surprised” at how funny they are!

Best tree puns

Here are some of the best tree puns we’ve collected so far:

Why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little sappy!

How do trees connect to the internet? They log in.

Did you hear about that new tree polish? It's great for making your leaves shine!

Want to hear a joke about a constipated maple tree? I don't know, it's too barkin' hard!

What happened after the bank went bankrupt? It started its own branch.

Do you want to hear a funny thing about trees? It's too sappy, in my opinion

I gave my children tree-related names. They are the root of all my problems, after all.

I tried root beer for the first time today and now my trees are drunk!

What's the most popular dating app among trees? Timber is a frequent choice.

Christmas tree puns

Feeling festive? These Christmas tree puns will cheer you up!

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a pinecone? A cone-stmas tree!

I got a new Christmas tree! It's tall and slender.

I decorated my Christmas tree with plenty of tinsel.

Palm tree puns

Keep palm and carry on

What did the palm tree say to the lumberjack?Leaf me alone!

How do you know when a palm tree doesn’t know the answer to something? It shrubs.

Which kind of tree would you like to hold in your hand? A palm tree, for sure.

I'm in a palm of trouble.

Pine tree puns

Pine tree puns are guaranteed to leave you in stitches, it will spruce up your day!

What is the favorite radio station of a pine tree? It's anything that plays poplar music.

What is the name of pine trees' favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.

Why did the pine tree get lost? It took the wrong root.

What’s a pine tree’s favorite drink?Root beer.

Why did the tree keep failing math? Because it couldn’t do square roots.

Are you okay? Yes, I'm pine!

I pine for you

Feeling pine

Love is in the air... or maybe it's just pine needles.

Funny tree puns

Here are some funny tree puns you need to know:

How can you tell if a tree has had too much to drink? It won't cease trunk texting their ax.

Why couldn't the fig tree regain its health? It wasn't able to adhere to its root-in.

My spouse must perceive me as a tree. They're leafing through me.

What is the most hated month for a tree? Sep-timber!

Why can't arborists get paid at any banks? Because they despise branches, of course.

Don't be a sap, plant a tree!

I need some leaf relief.

Joshua tree puns

What does a Joshua tree do when it tells a joke? It's just Joshin'!

Christmas tree puns for Instagram

Have a tree-mendous Christmas.

Yes, I am officially a Christmas tree hugger.

What sap, Christmas tree?

Don't ever forget how stunning Christmas trees are.

I bond well with my tree; we have a good chemis-tree.

I'm the biggest fan of my Christmas tree, and I don't care if you dis-green it.

Oh chemistree, oh chemistree.

Hey tree, I don't want to be left hanging

It's Christmas time, so let's get jolly!

Don't be a scrooge, go out and get a tree!

I'm so Fir-ed up for Christmas!

Have yourself a merry little Christmas!

Let's trim the tree!

Are you sure this is a Charlie Brown Christmas tree?

I'm feeling really coniferous today!

This Christmas, I'm really going to deck the halls!

Is your family more of a Douglas fir or a Norfolk pine?

Pine needles, just not my thing.

Apple tree puns

And the tree lived apple-y ever after.

I'd like to apple-ogize to the tree.

I've heard that you are a wonderful baker. I'm sure you will make the apple of my pie."

This tree’s got all the in-cider information.

I'm only picking the apples that are available red-ily.

Had an apple-easing time with you on the farm

They apple-lauded my efforts

She apple-solutely loves me

You’re so a-peel-ing

What’s an apple tree's favorite restaurant? Applebee’s.

Do you know what you get when you cross an apple tree with a shellfish? A crab apple!

We hope you enjoyed these tree puns as much as we did. But don’t just take our word for it – check out our other to see how much everyone is enjoying these cheer-worthy puns. Do you have any more tree puns up your sleeve? Share them with us in the comments, and we might just add them to the list!

How to tell a funny pun

Here is a simple way to tell a funny pun.

Look for good timing

Timing a pun is what's going to make it great. Are you in a car wash? Think about a pun that has to deal with water. Or on a first date? Try to break the ice and build a connection with a short joke.

Don't take it too seriously

A relaxed and easy going delivery is going to make the pun funny. Some people will enjoy it, while others might not. It's up to them! A good laugh is great medicine.

Memorize a few

Always have a few puns in your back pocket. Look for ideal moments. Remember, timing is everything when it comes to funny jokes!

Don't look to be the center of attention

Telling a funny pun can be a great way for introverted people to come out of their shell and display their personality. Although, it's best to avoid trying to be the center of attention. Avoid telling your pun too loudly. Or trying to interrupt an active conversation just to show off your humor.

Where to use puns

Puns can be a great way to make someone feel good. Use them in the following formats:

On social media captions (Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and TikTok).
On thank-you cards, birthday cards, "get well" cards, Valentine's Day cards, and more.
Randomly, when the moment strikes.

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About the author

Patrick Algrim is a Certified Professional Resume Writer (CPRW), NCDA Certified Career Counselor (CCC), and general career expert. Patrick has completed the NACE Coaching Certification Program (CCP). And has been published as a career expert on Forbes, Glassdoor, American Express, Reader's Digest, LiveCareer, Zety, Yahoo, Recruiter.com, SparkHire, SHRM.org, Process.st, FairyGodBoss, HRCI.org, St. Edwards University, NC State University, IBTimes.com, Thrive Global, TMCnet.com, Work It Daily, Workology, Career Guide, MyPerfectResume, College Career Life, The HR Digest, WorkWise, Career Cast, Elite Staffing, Women in HR, All About Careers, Upstart HR, The Street, Monster, The Ladders, Introvert Whisperer, and many more. Find him on LinkedIn.

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